Mechanical Engineer:
- It's a broken starter.
Electrical Engineer:
Electrical Engineer:
- It's a dead battery.
Chemical Engineer:
- Must be bad gasoline.
Electrical Engineer:
- It's a bad fuse.
Civil Engineer:
- Blow it up and build a new one.
Engineering Manager:
- 30 seconds, three key turns and we still have nothing?
Software Engineer:
- Worked fine in my garage.
Helpdesk Engineer:
- Everyone get out of the car and get back in.
Security Engineer:
<quietly giggling>