Solving the 'no-start' car problem: Engineering Style

Mechanical Engineer:

- It's a broken starter.

Electrical Engineer:

- It's a dead battery.

Chemical Engineer:

- Must be bad gasoline.

Electrical Engineer:

- It's a bad fuse.

Civil Engineer:

- Blow it up and build a new one.

Engineering Manager:

- 30 seconds, three key turns and we still have nothing?

Software Engineer:

- Worked fine in my garage.

Helpdesk Engineer:

- Everyone get out of the car and get back in.

Security Engineer:

<quietly giggling>